Back in mid feb, A massive sinkhole opened up directly in the Skydome at the National Corvette Museum. Eight unhappy Corvettes that were on display dropped into the hole, And destruction estimates began swirling in. These are quite rare machines, And that you had just (in a literal sense) Fallen victim to an unexpected act of nature.

First, A complaint about the way New Jersey officials post election results on the Web and a caveat about what follows. New Jersey didn't start posting election results within the until after I went to bed last night, And its current postings are more incomplete than the returns reported